Chapter 8
"Well,
Drianna's still alive," said Magbert, with a smile. He sat beneath a tree
with Crystal on one knee not far from camp. They were having one of their
private chats, something they did fairly regularly together (among other
things). "How did you manage that?"
"By
risking my own neck," sighed Crystal wearily. "See, I gave her this
necklace I got in Uther and I've been singing this luck charm on it right
before she sleeps and it..."
"A
luck charm!" laughed Magbert. "Lokey's been walking around in a fury
for the past three days and all because of a measly little luck charm?! That's fun-ny!"
Crystal
looked injured. "It's not that measly."
"Oh,
no, I...dearest, I didn't mean to offend you, really," said Magbert,
sobering almost immediately. "It's just he takes his magic failures very
seriously, however slight they may seem."
"Well,
they don't seem slight to me. That's where all Drianna's bad luck is going.
Remember when he said he was going to release that witch vapor near her, to
drain her power and all that?" Magbert nodded. "Well, as luck
would have it, her place a vapor near her, alright, but it was gemweed vapor,
not the witch vapor."
"Gemweed,"
said Magbert. "The fabled opiate of the little people. That explains why I
felt so hung over the next day."
"You
felt hung over?" exclaimed Crystal. "Why do you think I staggered
over to Ian's side of camp?"
"I
thought you were mad at me," shrugged Magbert.
"I
don't think I could ever be so mad at you that I'd risk getting inhaled by Ian
in his sleep," she giggled, fluttering up and kissing his cheek.
"I'd
laugh, but it would be at my own expense," said Magbert. "Losing you
to a little mistake like that would be horrible. And that gemweed thing...there
are lots of humans who keep gemweed vapor in their homes to kill off fairies
and sprites like yourself."
"Honey,
you're ruining my story!" said Crystal impatiently. "Anyway, the next
night he decides he's going to magic a death shroud to put on her, right. He
wastes all that magic on it, then tries to put it on her and this gust of wind
blows it to the side of her; right where I'm watching from! Well, of
course all the power of the shroud transfers to the first living being it
touches, so I drew all the magic from it and since Lokey doesn't see me, all he
knows is the shroud's lost its power for some reason. He figures he's screwed
up again, so he yanks it up and stalks off, while I sit there, singing most of
the night trying to ward off all that death stuff."
"No
wonder you were so hoarse yesterday," said Magbert, shaking his head.
"Why don't you tell me these things?"
"You'd
only worry about me and then I couldn't do them, now could I?" she
sighed. He nodded grudgingly; guaranteed he'dve worried to death and he'dve
forcibly kept her from trying again if he'dve had to. Sprites tended not to
think of these things until it was too late and, even if they did survive, it
wasn't a lesson learned, it was another good story. "Then last night, it
was the straight-forward stab in the chest. But what does he do? He goes to
stab her, she wakes up and scares him, he twists his ankle and falls, nearly
stabbing...you guessed it, me!"
"Dearest,
did it ever occur to you that perhaps your good luck charm might be the kind
that concurrently gives its caster bad luck?" suggested Magbert.
Crystal's
eyes opened wide. "Noooo, really?" she gasped sarcastically.
"You couldn't tell for all the easy-going I've had."
He
smirked at her. "So, now Lokey's irritated and you're fully
recovered," he concluded.
"Now
he's irritated, I'm recovered and Drianna stays," added Crystal. "She
thought it was funny."
"You
told her?"
"Bert,
she woke up with him getting ready to stab her. I think she pretty much
knew. I didn't tell her about the luck charm, but she's been laughing about his
last attempt behind his back all morning, so she probably doesn't realize that
he's not normally that clumsy."
"Y'know,
it still is kinda hard to believe you made friends with her," Magbert
said.
"I
did when she stopped being mean to me and she stopped when she understood
me," shrugged Crystal. "What's wrong with that?"
"Well,
not everybody is like Drianna and you, dear," Magbert explained.
"Like that fairy hunter that kidnapped you."
"Well,
maybe he had his reasons, too," said Crystal pensively.
Magbert
looked at her with a frown. "Dearest, perhaps it's time we covered the
areas of trustworthy and non-trustworthy again," he said.
A
sudden shout from the camp startled them both. "That sounded
like...Ian!" said Crystal, her body lifting as her wings fluttered nervously
into motion.
"It'd
take an awful lot to get a reaction like that out of him," said
Magbert, jumping to his feet and rushing back to the camp with Crystal right
behind him.
When
he and Crystal emerged into the small clearing, Ian was sitting near the fire,
breathless with laughter. Lokey was standing imperiously in front of Drianna,
who stood gazing at him with a mocking smile.
"Ian..."
began Magbert.
"Was
that an insult?" Lokey demanded.
"You
figure it out," Drianna replied smoothly.
"She...he..."
gasped Ian, "...he was making fun of her cooking magic and he was calling
it base and she said..."
"That
at least my base magic is better than his best aim," repeated Drianna, throughly
enjoying Ian's amusement.
"And
you shoulda seen the look on Lokey's face!" howled Ian.
"Ian,"
said Magbert, "a fight is about to ensue, here. Don't help."
"Sorry,"
Ian gasped, trying to control himself. "But you shoulda seen the
look..."
"Yeah,
I know," said Magbert. "Hey, Lokey, can't we just chalk that up as a
retaliatory remark and leave it at that?"
"No,
she zinged him good," smirked Ian.
"Stay
outta this, Magbert," said Lokey, still glaring at Drianna.
"Drianna,"
began Crystal, winging up to her, "he's trying to kill you! You
don't..."
"I
know that," said Drianna. "Why else would my necklace glow while you
sing me to sleep with luck charms?"
"You
knew?" gasped Crystal.
"You
what?" demanded Lokey. Crystal squeaked and flew back to the safety
of Magbert's hands.
"Luck
charm," said Drianna briefly. "A proper magic using elf would
have seen that right away."
Even
Ian decided to move back a little as Lokey geared up for a mass retaliation.
"That is quite it," he said deliberately. "You and
I are definitely coming to blows over this."
"Okay,"
shrugged Drianna, backing up. The magic energy being prepped here became
phenomenal, extending out to the edges of the clearing and pushing Magbert,
Crystal and Ian to safer vantage points.
"We
can't just let them fight like that!" Crystal exclaimed.
"Yes,
we can," said Ian. "Otherwise, they'll never have this
resolved."
"But
they might kill each other!"
"Probably,"
he agreed.
Crystal
gasped in exasperation and turned to Magbert. "Bert...!"
"Dear,
if you wanna go out and stop them, then go right ahead," he replied before
she could speak. And, before he could tell her otherwise, she was winging off
toward the two, who were crackling with energy. Ian, with incredible swiftness
for one so large, jumped out, caught her in his cupped hands and ducked back
down behind their tree again.
"Don't
tell her to do dumb stuff like that," said Ian seriously, as they listened
to Crystal's faint screams and struggles between Ian's hands.
"I
didn't think she'd actually do it," Magbert sighed. "I just assumed
she'd consider the danger involved."
"Does
she ever consider the danger involved?" Ian asked.
"Not
when she thinks she's right."
"My
point exactly." The two looked at Ian's hands for a pause, then Magbert
asked,
"Shouldn't
you let her out?" His statement was followed by a bright flash of light
and a deafening roar of thunder. The two looked up and a tree that Lokey had
previously been near had been reduced to ashes.
"I
don't think so," said Ian.
They
turned back to the fight, just as Lokey decided to retaliate with a blind force
spell. This threw Drianna back a foot or two, as well as making the huge tree
Ian & Magbert had taken cover behind lean dangerously over, but did not
knock her over. She approached slightly, then threw another disintegration
spell his way. He teleported out of harm's way, then threw a flame jet at her.
She raised a hand and the flames curled around and past her as if she had an
invisible shield.
"Come,
come, now," she smirked, tucking a lock of misplaced hair behind her ear
with her free hand. "Surely you can deal me a better hand than that!"
Lokey
frowned in a combination of anger and concentration and turned off the jet.
"Gladly," he responded, hurling a weakening spell into her so
powerful that it dropped her to her knees much faster than the previous spell
could ever have done.
"What's
happening?" Crystal demanded, still trapped. "Let me see!"
Neither
Ian or Magbert responded as Lokey drew closer, casting smaller weakening spells
at her left and right. By the time he stood over her, she was barely moving,
that is, if she were moving at all. The glow from around Lokey's body began to
dissapate as the last spell left him and he stood gasping from his efforts.
"That,"
he said, "was for you and all your male-enslaving friends."
To
the surprise of everyone watching, Drianna rolled over with a faint smile.
"And this," she said, "is just for you."
It
was almost as if she had taken the same spells Lokey had cast, stored them and
returned them all in one blow. This time, it was he who dropped to his knees as
she staggered to her feet. "You tried to kill me in earnest," Drianna
murmured, obviously preparing for a final spell. "I thought you were
kidding. I was willing to accept a few snide remarks from you and go on about
my business in this quest, but you choose to make me kill you."
"Whoa,"
said Ian, eyes wide.
"Okay,
now we should...no, we can't jump in 'cause he'd never live it
down," said Magbert, agonizing over a solution.
"I
don't think he'll be living, period, in a moment," said Ian bluntly.
"If
she kills him, we've gotta...y'know," said Magbert.
"I
know," returned Ian. The two quietly drew their weapons in reluctant
preparation. Lokey, barely able to lift his own head, could only lie in wait
for the doom about to befall him.
As
they watched, a small light zoomed from near them to Drianna's ear.
"Where's Crystal?" Magbert demanded.
Ian
stared at his now empty hands, then at the little light. "I must have let
her go when I went for my sword."
Now
there was a human sized Crystal standing between Lokey and Drianna. "No,
Dri, you can't kill him, even if he is an obnoxious twerp," Crystal
pleaded. "It just isn't right! The fact that you can beat him says enough
and the fact that you let him live will be enough reason for him to have to owe
you or leave you alone. You've already won!"
Drianna
didn't seem to be listening to Crystal, really, but she had at least, paused
momentarily. Crystal lifted up Lokey's face in her hands and turned it toward
Drianna's. "See?" she said. "He's lost."
"Well,
now, I wouldn't say that..." began Ian, but Magbert elbowed him.
"You
can let it go...please?" said Crystal, her voice almost as small as if she
hadn't enlarged herself.
Drianna
did look down at him and Crystal, whose own eyes pleaded with her. Magbert and
Ian stood up, waiting for an outcome, as Drianna closed her eyes.
"Dammit,
Crys," said Drianna. She took a deep breath, then made a terrible face as
if straining against something. Then she, too, fell to the ground.
Magbert
ran to Lokey's side, with Ian on his heels. He knelt down near him as Crystal
looked at Drianna.
"He's
alive," said Magbert, breathing for the first time.
Ian
sighed as well. "We almost had to kill her."
"Almost,"
Magbert agreed. "That was...that was pretty close. Hadn't realized how
close we...I mean, he and I..." He frowned, deciding his words weren't
doing anyone much good. "Boy, is he gonna be pissed when he wakes
up."
"I'm
up," murmured Lokey, his eyes still closed. "Did I kill 'er?"
"Magbert,"
said Crystal quietly, putting a gentle hand on his wrist. Surprised at her
unnatural calm, he turned around to look at her. She was looking at Drianna,
who was lying where she had fallen.
"Uh,"
began Magbert, "I think you...uh..." Once again, words seemed to be
awkward and he stopped.
"N-No,"
sighed Drianna shakily. "I'm still here."
"Damn,"
Lokey wheezed.
"Truce?"
winced Drianna.
"For
now."
"Okay."
Ian, Crystal and Magbert sat looking stunned as the battle died as quickly as
it came and Drianna and Lokey went about the business of healing themselves.