If Life Is
If life is truly a highway, there are some important rules to remember while in
motion:
1.
Your vehicle belongs to you. Don't let anyone touch your vehicle if you don't
want them to. In fact, call a cop if ANYONE touches your vehicle without
permission!
2.
Always look both ways before crossing or you could get broadsided and thrown
clear across to the other side, permanently.
3.
If you run out of gas on the way, call on friends to come pick you up.
Otherwise, walk to the nearest gas station and refuel yourself.
If your headlights are dim, you ought not ta go driving!
5.
No one knows your vehicle better than yourself, so signal for help if you need
it.
6.
Use the fast lane for passing, not meandering. Don't get too cocky about it,
though, or you'll piss off other drivers. Besides, running
your
car too fast for too long will eventually seize up your engine.
7.
On that note, it's always important to keep the important parts of your cars
clean, lubricated and in good condition. Again, we don't want
anything
seizing up and cracking your block.
8.
Check your maps every once in a while to make sure you're always headed in the
right direction.
9.
It's never too late to make a u-turn.
10.
Remain as courteous as possible to other drivers, unless they're real jerks.
Even then, flip them off POLITELY as you pass them.
11.
It's okay to drive a family car. They do go a little
slower than the sportier models, but they have plenty of room for extra little
passengers and they get a lot better mileage down the road.
12.
And, lastly, always remember that driving for long stretches is no fun without
a passenger or two along for the ride.